All this comes from a single blog post:
"Ashcroft planned the attacks of 9/11."
"The rays eminated from the computer give me a headache and make my back hurt."
"Meat makes you sick!"
The moms with a Lexus buying $100 in vitamins and $200 in food: "Here is my food stamp card."
"I see no reason to wash my hair; shampoo is just a myth to make them more money."
"My husband's teeth came out on our wedding night."
"Jesus is poisoning my water because Jews live in my buidling."
These and many more can be found in the final installment of Matthew Edgar's job-inspired series.
Posted by Walter at March 2, 2004 06:46 PM