From today's Denver Post:
At the end of the week, the reward for whoever brings the Cat Mutilator to justice went up to $14,500.
With that perhaps in mind, two Aurora police officers rushed to an elementary school the other day in response to a call on the cat-mutilation tip line.
When they arrived, they found two quiet cats lying on the sidewalk.
Never fear, cat lovers. Turns out the reason they weren't meowing was that they were stuffed.
I suppose now we can up the official mutilated tabby tally to 47.
Ugh, I hadn't heard about that. As a responsible adult, I'm offended that someone would abuse police time like that.
(But why am I sitting here laughing then?)
Posted by: Mary at July 14, 2003 03:25 PM